Mission Impossible

This is your mission should you choose to accept it:

With your husband gone, you must help a five-year-old do dishes. You must also help the same child build a leprechaun trap. Bathe four children and arrange all food for a funeral that will occur in two days. In your free time, assist the 10-year-old with her debate research. A three-year-old and a one-year-old will do all in their power to sabotage your efforts. You have 2 hours until lights-out.

Good luck.

And actually, you don't have a choice.